Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
When do astronauts eat?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?