Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?