Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What does Santa order at the bar?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?