What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?