What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are bakers so good at math?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do mice leave their boats?