What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the fish blush?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?