What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
I broke my finger!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are stones so good at music?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?