What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?