What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do you arrest a pig?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why is the piano so hard to open?