What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?