What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do horses reside?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?