Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a king's favorite weather?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?