Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do fleas travel?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?