Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the sick chicken say?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?