Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which animal is the most religious?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?