What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where would you put an injured insect?
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What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do stars go to college?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
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Who is a house's favorite band?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?