What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What bird is always sad?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?