What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How did the tree get lost?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the beaver say to the tree?