What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How does a cow do math?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?