What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?