Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?