What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do you arrest a pig?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is winter considered holy?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?