What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?