What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?