What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?