What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's the scariest letter?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?