What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?