How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?