How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?