What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Can February March?
How do billboards talk?
What birds make average students?
What building always gets stains on it?