What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?