What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Dogsledding!
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do Olympians never overheat?