What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
War stars.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the bunny upset?
How much money does a skunk have?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?