Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?