Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How is cat food sold?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What nationality are most fish?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?