Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Which insect makes the best father?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What was the detective duck trying to do?