Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What school subject really rocks?
Which president loved to take baths?