What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the paper say to the pencil?