What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you give an angry rhino?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which celebrity always frowns?