What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a dog in space?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the student eat their homework?