What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?