What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?