How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How can you farm during the winter?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?