How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do termites go camping?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?