How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who invented fractions?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?