Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?