Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?