What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the frog starve?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where was Noah born?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?