Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?