Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What are you studying in math?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?