Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?