Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the dog overweight?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How was the wedding?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?