Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?