Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?