Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are books always so angry?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which state is the cleanest?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
It's allergy season again?