Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the bud so shy?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you find at the end of everything?