Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do cats go on vacation?