Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do two skunks argue?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where was Noah born?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where does laundry go to college?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?