Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do hurricanes see?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?