Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?