Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the smallest lion?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is the most faithful insect?