Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do polar bears vote?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?