What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What does Rudolph call his wife?