What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?