What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What does winter fat turn into?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why is a computer so smart?