How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?