How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do math teachers love March?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?