Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Most pup-ular.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?