Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How did the toad die?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What time is your dentist appointment?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?