Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do birds threaten one another?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?