Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
How was the wedding?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is the coolest country?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where is the coldest place to work?