Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?