Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What do insects learn at school?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which fly makes films?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?