Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?