Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How is life like toilet paper?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?