Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?