Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is another name for a cow?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?