Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?