What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What game do bats excel at?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?