What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the foal cough?