What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which fly makes films?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How does a witch play loud music?
What tea do footballers drink?