What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do automobiles fly?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do golfers drink on the green?