What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?