Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?