Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?