Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Can February March?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?