Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which is the worst season?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?