Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?