Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How was the wedding?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?