Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?