Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How is life like toilet paper?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?