Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Why is a computer so smart?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?