Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Why did the barber win the race?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?