What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are the mountains so tired?