Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the cow afraid?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why is summer always sad?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Who invented fractions?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?