Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
How was the wedding?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?