Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?