Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What food is a man's best friend?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do cows say on NYE?