What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?