What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
It's allergy season again?