What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?