What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is a robot's favorite snack?