Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?