What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where do surfers go to school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?