What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
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What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?