What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What sound does a witch's car make?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?