What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?