What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?