What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?