What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?