What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?