What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What cartoon character loves insects?