What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?