What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why was the mime upset?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a henway?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?