What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
Why are goats so funny?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?