What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which former US President was always cold?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?