How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?