How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?