How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
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What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do fleas travel?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?