How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?