Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How can you make 7 even?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a tired tree?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do rodents make the best runners?