Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What game do mice love to play?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?