Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a table you can eat?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?