Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.