Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do you get straight A's?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
I like telling Dad jokes.