Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?