What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?