What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do frogs get to work?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?