What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which president loved to take baths?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?